OK,
This is probably the most disgusting few days that has ever happened to me.
I got a call from Angela a few days ago about Stitch(my Jack Russell) being sick. She said he had diarrhea all over himself in the kennel. I knew I was in for a rough evening. I left the chruch and came home to let the cleaning begin. I got home and the smell radiating from the kennel literally burned my nostrils. I let him out and just sprayed the friggin thing down with a water hose. Then i go bathe him.
While he was in the bath, he started drinking the bath water. I FINALLY got him all dried off, and put him in our sunroom for TWO SECONDS!! That was long enough for the water works to begin from the other end of his body. he started puking like something from the exorcist. SO...I start immediately cleaning that up. I put him back in the kennel to clean the nasty poop smelling puke(dont even wanna know why it smelled like poop)...and then he crapped in the kennel again. I took him back out to clean that, and while I was doing that he ran over to his water dish and chugged 55 gallons of water than then started spewing again. I took him outside, and he was just poopin everywhere.
At this point I knew my entire evening was screwed. OH...btw....this was all in an hours time while trying to get ready for church that night. I finally put him back in the kennel, and took a shower and went to church.
The next day, he was pretty much back to normal, and I thought I was not going to have to deal with anything so nasty for a LONG LONG time.
So now you probably see where this is going. OK....so the dog was fine after that. Let's move on to Sydney. A couple of days later, we were all eating dinner. She started to kinda gag on some food and next thing you know, she has thrown up all over herself, the table, the floor, etc. her head spun in an entire 360....it was scary. Dakota screamed out... "OH MY GOODNESS...SISTER MAKE A MESS!!!"
I got that mess cleaned up and took her to the bathroom. As I was running the water for her, she peed all over the floor...took one step...slipped it in and banged her head on the toilet. So now I had to comfort a child who was covered in puke and pee, and screaming hysterically.
So much fun
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Hey Cliff, you two kids are funny after reading your entire blog! I wondered how it is going to be like when I have kids on my own one day. I want two beautiful daughter!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have three blogs on Blogger 1) The Hawthorne's Murders - I am posting my crime novel as it get edited on my blog to build a fanbase and readers so publishing company will signed me to a major book deal.
2) The Dating Life of Jordan Vidrine - chronciles my dating life with a major speech impediment and bi-polar disorder and being on disability. Tough. Will I find a woman without having a lot of money that love me for who I am for the time being and also the same to her with me.
3) Insights of Working at Home with Jordan Vidrine - I posted your affiliate thing for your e-book and talk about the diamond trade for the first time. I will go into stock photography, becoming a "expert" at JustAnswer.com, buying, selling, and parking domain names, and buying and selling silver, gold, and platinum and jewelry.