Not Poopy

I walked into Dakota's room to play with him. I didn't even say anything to him before he looked up at me and said "I'm not poopy". I asked him if he WAS poppy, and he said..."NO.....I NO WANT POOPY". I told him that it didn't matter if he wanted it or not if he was poopy then he was poopy. I checked his diaper. Definitely was of the fecal variety. The kid lied to me!! Can you believe that crap? No pun intended......well...maybe a little pun intended.